Dear Blogger’s Block,
You are harder to lose than the last few pounds from the Malaysia trip—you know, the one I’m trying to write about. The one you’re prohibiting me from writing about by completely overstaying your welcome.
I expect you to come when Huzhou life has reached its predictable static lull, when life is nothing but [...]
When I was in seventh grade, some of my teachers put together a Europe trip for students that covered something like eight countries in twelve days (though why anyone would want to take a gaggle of twelve- and thirteen-year olds anywhere is beyond me). I, being me, was dying to go. My parents, being logical [...]
On our last day in Sanya, Gerald and I finally discovered a bit of natural beauty. (Note to the Chinese government and my brotha HJT: Rectify this as soon as possible. If it’s not developed, it ain’t makin’ you no money, honey)
We walked along the beach past where it appeared to end and found a [...]
For our second day in Haikou, Gerald and I decided to do some walking.
But first, breakfast.
We took the bus to Haikou Park to check it out. I love parks in China because there’s always stuff going on and there are always people around. It’s not like parks in America, where there are a few people [...]
In my opinion, there are two injustices in this world: calories and winter. Why can’t we just eat as much as we want without suffering the physical consequences? And why can’t we do so wearing flip-flops and t-shirts year-round?
Winter is, at least in theory, escapable, while calories are not (though I’m sure the Splenda lab [...]
Since it was TJ’s turn to baby-sit at the International Training Center (where, I am informed, the main function of our untrained, inexperienced foreigner presence is to attract parents and thus more money), I was free to travel this weekend. [And I’d just like to clarify that the reason that the aforementioned descent into elementary [...]