My college we’re-practically-married roommate Emily liked to regale me with stories of her endearingly eccentric music librarian father. A few times she told me about family trips, in which her father would permit his family breakfast, and then insist on sight-seeing (I have a feeling it included a lot of museums) straight though until dinnertime [...]
Much as I enjoy living in China, there are things that continue to ‘get to’ me. Like, say, the traffic: the blatant, widespread disregard for red means stop, green means go; the whole idea of ‘right of way,’ ‘yield to pedestrians,’ or, for that matter, ‘yield.’ There is not only a manifest ambivalence for traffic [...]
Erik’s Chinese Peruvian Arroz con Pollo
Two chicken breasts, two chicken legs
Salt, pepper, cumin
2 teaspoons (ish) grated ginger
Olive oil
Diced pork, about a hand full
5-6 cloves crushed/minced garlic
½ large yellow onion, finely diced
Cilantro, about one bunch
Spinach, about one Chinese bundle (maybe 4 cups?)
1 really large carrot, finely diced
1 ear of corn, kernels separated from stalk
Some form of [...]
“We’re getting close now,” said Joe for the eighth time as we entered the dark, restaurant-bereft residential area where Jennifer and I had been a mere two hours before.
It was eight o’clock on Sunday night in Hangzhou and Joe, who has lived in the neighborhood for eight months, claimed to know where he was. Yet [...]
Look what I found in my eggs:
Alert the FDA–this obviously came from a LIVING ANIMAL, ohmygod, I’m going to die.
And I’ve been ‘reunited,’ as such.
Many many thanks to my mom and dad, who bought it for me and went through hell and lots of money to ship it across the Pacific.
My right pointer finger is [...]
When a city has a close proximity to the Silk Road, Tibet, Laos, Myanmar/Burma and the rest of Southeast Asia, a history that dates back to 279 BCE and later includes a visit from Marco Polo, has been a major market, communication, military, and transport center, and has a (comparatively) large Chinese Minority presence, I [...]
In my opinion, there are two injustices in this world: calories and winter. Why can’t we just eat as much as we want without suffering the physical consequences? And why can’t we do so wearing flip-flops and t-shirts year-round?
Winter is, at least in theory, escapable, while calories are not (though I’m sure the Splenda lab [...]