I can hardly believe that this wasn’t my idea:
But the idea man behind buttering two pieces of bread and melting some cheese between them (Edam and cheddar, if you’re curious, Gerald) deserves credit, as well as a spot on the Plate of Wander cast of characters.
Meet George.
He doesn’t smile in photographs.
I think the last time [...]
[Bei(jing)of Pigs Invasion parts IV and V coming soon to a theater near you]
CURTAIN RISES
SCENE I
Haoshibao gym, late Tuesday afternoon. The workout area is busy—both elliptical machines are in use and only one or two of the treadmills are unoccupied. Loud, obnoxious, generally brain- disintegrating ‘music’ rattles from the confines of the glass-enclosed spinning room, [...]
I was intending to take advantage of fast, unblocked Internet to update a lot during my visit home. Things were said, promises made. But then I got there and I couldn’t really think of anything to take pictures of or write about. I mostly spent time revisiting my American habits.
My good friend Rachel and I [...]
I’ve mentioned before that Gerald and I consider ourselves travelers, not tourists, but sometimes we stop taking ourselves so seriously and make concessions. Well, it was that time again, that time when we open our wallets and pray that those red hundreds we throw to the wind will yield something Worth Seeing.
Since we chose to [...]