I know what you were thinking: Finally. She’s done posting Korea photos. I mean, she’s posting about oatmeal, for Mao’s sake, she must be through with the endless Seoul puns and nearly identical pictures of pickled spicy cabbage. Well, you were wrong. But at least my puns aren’t this bad: I spent my last hours [...]
The limit of the human stomach is one of life’s greatest tragedies. Some lament 24 hours in a day, I lament 2,000 calories in a day. Don’t think I can’t push it to at least twice that, but eventually physical limitations and the outside forces of clothing waistlines impose restrictions. Though the Namdaemun market pushed [...]
Imagine the scenario: ellis wakes up from a surprisingly comfy night on Megan’s couch, then cackles softly as she realizes that technically she should be in class. Megan, the real teacher, is in class, so the apartment is quiet. ellis heats water for tea, then cracks some eggs into a bowl. She takes the used [...]
One day not seoul long ago, Han Seoulo was relaxing in a gondola drifting down a Venice canal. Beside Han sat Babe Ruth, leaning back with his eyes closed, enjoying the Venice sun. The gondolier, naturally, was serenading Han and Babe with a heartfelt rendition of O Seoul-e Mio. “Hey, Babe,” Han said. “Have you [...]
sung to the tune of West Side Story’s ‘Maria’ The most confusing sound I ever heard Like for everything they had their very own different word Korea Korea Annyeong-haseyo South Korea It’s time to go travel forth, But don’t go too far north, you see Korea I just arrived in South Korea And suddenly kimchi [...]